Extrovert Poser

  I used to have a very strange reputation with my friends for being a little too socially forward. I was the person (and still am sometimes) who skipped down the street singing. A disproportionate number of my friends know me because I forced my company on them at some late night diner with a thumbs-up approach to free coffee refills and chain smoking. I'm almost always the one to pick up the phone if the silence between me and a friend has gone on too long. Most of the time, people assume someone who behaves in this pushy way is an extrovert. I am something different.

  I am an extrovert poser.